Meet your new favorite piece of chaos
This bougie feral raccoon, front and center in real rhinestone bling, is the perfect mix of mischief and glam. Made for people who take their sparkle seriously and their reputation less so.
Pick your fit
- Unisex Tee (Bella Canvas 3001): lived-in soft jersey, weekend-ready
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): cozy, warm, oversize-friendly
- Pullover Hoodie (Gildan 18500): heavyweight, hood cinches, ready for game day
Style it your way
Dress it down with denim and sneakers, layer it under a blazer for a soft-glam workday, or just live in it on the couch. Available in a full palette of colors so you can match the mood.
Made-to-order in McKinney, Texas
Every piece is printed and stoned by hand in our home studio. Sizes S through 3XL. Ships within 2 weeks.

































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